Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Image Consultation for Husband Seekers
1. Pull hair into androgynous rat-tail.
2. Don on wrestling shorts of dubious origins.
3. Strap on Guitar Hero controller. The more obscure and unnecessary the model, the better.
4. Borrow cankle-inducing boots from BFFF.
5. Prepare to beat off the men with a stick from the sheer overwhelming desirability emanating from your new look.
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3 comments:
note taken.
You are beautiful.
that is the hottest guitar hero guitar i've ever seen
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