Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Image Consultation for Husband Seekers


1. Pull hair into androgynous rat-tail.
2. Don on wrestling shorts of dubious origins.
3. Strap on Guitar Hero controller. The more obscure and unnecessary the model, the better.
4. Borrow cankle-inducing boots from BFFF.
5. Prepare to beat off the men with a stick from the sheer overwhelming desirability emanating from your new look.

3 comments:

Amy said...

note taken.

ashley said...

You are beautiful.

BungBung said...

that is the hottest guitar hero guitar i've ever seen