A: ready for this?
after the backer, MC was using the restroom
so R. went out in the snow to pee
so N. came behind him and slapped him in the ass
A: so R., pants still open, turned around and started chasing N.
then he kicked N. in the butt
and the angle at which his foot hit N. broke (or almost broke, were not sure) his foot
and the best part is that N. didn't even feel it
he kept running til he heard R. yelling on the ground
A: you should harass R. about it
well actually
an added hilarious thing is that we were all wasted
so we all tried to help him
I tried to wrap frozen pie crust around his foot
but it was frozen
so we all just threw it around the room
A: and then MC tried berries
aaaaaand
I somehow got the whole thing recorded on my voicemail
A: so all of a sudden its like OW OW OW OW FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OW OW OW OW MY FOOT MY FOOT MY FOOT
and then for four minutes it's R. yelling and the rest of us laughing
A: punctuated by N. yelling "I'm just trying to help, man!"
me: ..."breaking foot on boy's ass" sounds so much funnier than "falling into car"
A: true true
with penis hanging out, btw
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HAHAHA oh R.
Seriously.
I like how this is anonymous by the way. Like R would be ashamed.
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