The Literary Review recently announced the nominees and winners of the Bad Sex in Fiction Award. My particlar favorite was that of David Thewlis, a.k.a. Professor Lupin from the Harry Potter movies:
"...a sex scene in his novel "The Late Hector Kipling," where a man has his nipple drenched in lighter fluid, set on fire and then doused in beer."
Oh Lupin, I didn't know you had it in you.
